Post by roasyrhc on Feb 16, 2006 22:53:27 GMT -5
. The aliens.
Purpose:
Aliens are a made up species to help the SGO remain undignified. It is a liability to be a high profile organisation. Then people might trust you with responsibility. Such as making sure nobody is planning to shoot the president. To cover up the responsibility, we must make ourselves look foolish by circulating stories about us recovering alien space ships. Who would be crazy enough to believe that. Suprizingly a large amount of the public does so it is successful in makeing us look foolish in front of the people with power who happen not to believe in aliens.
Steps:
1. circulate rumors.
2. urge filmakers to makes movies about aliens.
3. invent tabloids.
4. burn strange looking markings into farmer's feilds.
2. The murder of Elvis.
Explanation:
Elvis was actually killed when a SGO agent mistook him for a deer. Why, Elvis was wearing a brown tracksuit and had antlers glued to his head, while he ran through the woods we will never now. Being the resourceful organisation that we are we have managed to make many people believe that he is still alive.
3. The death of the dinosaurs.
In reality the dinosaurs all died of second hand smoke.
Sponsors for this coverup:
Marlboro
Newport
4. The gulf war.
The gulf war never happened. We convinced the government and the army to help us play mind games. HA, i can't believe the american public actually believed we went into a war for no particular reason. What idiots.
5. The assasination of JFK.
Actually this happened exactly how everyone thinks it did.
6. Burger King Hamburgers.
After we conducted an investigation on their hamburgers we found some rather distubing results. But, after recieving a large donation from them we decided to hush it up. Well, since these are our top secret files we can safely say:
Burger king hamburgers are made out of people!!!!!, They're PEOPLLLLEEE!!!!!!
that feels much better. we hope this file doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
7. The budget.
There really is no such thing as a bubget it's just a technical term to make the government look smarter really what they do is put all the collected money into a pile and people have to grab enough to spend it on what they want to spend it on. It usually iis a senseless brawl and usually seeral bodies are burried in secret behind the capitol building.
8. The origin of money.
We created money to make everyone feel stupid because they think they're powerful carrying around peices of paper.
Dont ask where i get this info cuz if tell you some men in black suits and dark sunglasses will come visit you.
Purpose:
Aliens are a made up species to help the SGO remain undignified. It is a liability to be a high profile organisation. Then people might trust you with responsibility. Such as making sure nobody is planning to shoot the president. To cover up the responsibility, we must make ourselves look foolish by circulating stories about us recovering alien space ships. Who would be crazy enough to believe that. Suprizingly a large amount of the public does so it is successful in makeing us look foolish in front of the people with power who happen not to believe in aliens.
Steps:
1. circulate rumors.
2. urge filmakers to makes movies about aliens.
3. invent tabloids.
4. burn strange looking markings into farmer's feilds.
2. The murder of Elvis.
Explanation:
Elvis was actually killed when a SGO agent mistook him for a deer. Why, Elvis was wearing a brown tracksuit and had antlers glued to his head, while he ran through the woods we will never now. Being the resourceful organisation that we are we have managed to make many people believe that he is still alive.
3. The death of the dinosaurs.
In reality the dinosaurs all died of second hand smoke.
Sponsors for this coverup:
Marlboro
Newport
4. The gulf war.
The gulf war never happened. We convinced the government and the army to help us play mind games. HA, i can't believe the american public actually believed we went into a war for no particular reason. What idiots.
5. The assasination of JFK.
Actually this happened exactly how everyone thinks it did.
6. Burger King Hamburgers.
After we conducted an investigation on their hamburgers we found some rather distubing results. But, after recieving a large donation from them we decided to hush it up. Well, since these are our top secret files we can safely say:
Burger king hamburgers are made out of people!!!!!, They're PEOPLLLLEEE!!!!!!
that feels much better. we hope this file doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
7. The budget.
There really is no such thing as a bubget it's just a technical term to make the government look smarter really what they do is put all the collected money into a pile and people have to grab enough to spend it on what they want to spend it on. It usually iis a senseless brawl and usually seeral bodies are burried in secret behind the capitol building.
8. The origin of money.
We created money to make everyone feel stupid because they think they're powerful carrying around peices of paper.
Dont ask where i get this info cuz if tell you some men in black suits and dark sunglasses will come visit you.
